Profile

I am a Shadow Runner. I am a Technomancer named Tech Rat. I refuse to use my real name, for my mother works for Aztlan, and she has already done cruel experiments on me...

Yo. I'm Trowis. Trowis Desante. I don't care who you are or where you're going. I just know you need my help. If you accept? You make it there in one piece. If you refuse? I kill you.

Two of my characters, the first from Shadowrun[Fourth Edition], the other from D&D[3.5]. Trowis is a Chaotic-Evil Sorcerer. Killed too many people.

Hobbies: My hobbies include reading, writing, and making a general nuisance of myself. I love to cook, and make or fix things[after, of course, breaking them]

Favorite things: My [room-mates] pink collar w/bell. My mice and my cat. My truck[Don't. Touch. The. Truck.] My Short attention span[I've caught up on webcomics I haven't read in years between now and when I began... It's kind of sad...]

If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?:Buy a house in Oklahoma, Wisconsin, and... Some other state. Put the rest into stocks for "renewable Resources", most notably that of vehicles, and then go to the junkyard.

What you did today: I went out dumpster diving... STOP JUDGING ME!

Favorite places to hang out: Skate parks, The roof of the Mall[Don't ask], and other places I can watch people make fools of themselves while causing bodily harm to themselves.

If you had just one wish, what would it be?: That's a good question.

A funny or cool thing that happened to you: No clue.

Your favorite joke: Q: How do you marinade a Gator?

a:Put it in The Sugar Bowl and beat it for an hour.

I'm bored..... I've already read three years worth of webcomis... Now what will I do to kill another hour?